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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Figured I should make an info thing, so here we are.

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Pinned Post Actual tags: my crap info Tags for easy access: my crap :) cool stuff Other tags: going to go ahead and tell you now i will only ever be this neat when i'm doing formal shit like this essays and the like? absolutely but not my normal post i thrive on chaos most of the time youre on tumblr though so idk what you expected also ive been posting a lot lately (at the time of writing this) and it WILL NOT LAST you have been warned also my art ranges from “looks like i've been drawing for a year” (mediocre) to “OMG THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD” (pretty good) imo at least so theres that NEW TAGS: random shit unrelated I'll reorder that eventually
mechanicalfelix
rev-another-bondi-blonde

ventraman

This could save your life.

instructor144

BOOST.

aqueous2

Absolutely vital information to have if you live where the waters freeze over.

I especially appreciate this guy's commitment to actually showing the steps himself. That cold-shock response is a bitch and willingly subjecting himself to it couldn't have been fun.

marlynnofmany

I don’t live anywhere near water like this, but I am still memorizing this knowledge because:

* I might use it in a story someday.

* Any knowledge that staves off the dying is good knowledge.

mousenoises

Some kids passed away today in my region from falling in icy water, so thought it was important to boost.

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mother-ofthe-universe
twilighttrekkie

Should I make a Gravity Falls Pilot AU?

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Discovered the Gravity Falls pilot recently! It's obviously not quite as polished as the main show, but I kinda like the roughy and slightly surreal vibe. Plus, I love how Dipper and Mabel's designs have more lanky teen awkwardness to them, yet are also very cutesy and round. I'm considering making an AU to kinda explore how the show would play out if it kept the style and energy of the pilot, both in terms of designs and plot threads. If I did make this AU though, I can guarantee that Stan would NOT look like his pilot self because ew. But yeah, would y'all be interested in seeing content about this?

Are you interested?

Yeah sure

Ehh not really

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blackholemojis

Hi! I’m an artist who makes emojis like these:

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[ID: various emojis done by blackholemojis, showing their artistic range. /End ID]

I know a lot of the tumblr population doesn’t have much spare money, so I do them at a pretty cheap price of $.25 per minute. I regularly take requests on this blog for emojis to use in AAC programs, discord servers, and in private messages, but I also do commissions for other things! Characters, names, people, animals, and more like these:

If you want to read more about my commissions, you can go to this post, which is also linked in my pinned! I’m a small-time artist and a college student, so I could use the extra money to say the least haha

That said, please reblog this post! I’d greatly appreciate it 🤟

ooh this is super cute cool stuff
theskeletoninthebasement
theskeletoninthebasement

Since it's getting to that time off year where band students are going to be outside in the blazing hot sun (especially here in the south) and learning the drill for the marching season, here are some tips!

  • DO NOT CHEST BIND.

I know that body dsyphoria is shit (trust me, i know), but please, do not chest bind when outside doing drill or learning it. You could seriously injure yourself, you may damage your ribs, and you can possibly pass out from the lack of oxygen from the compression.

  • Wear tennis shoes/athletic shoes for the love of god

Please, it pains me when I see people marching in shoes such as vans, converse, or haydews. It's not good for your feet and it could cause blisters. Trust me when I say that tennis shoes or athletic shoes are much more comfortable

  • Bring water, and lots of it.

You will be thristy, and you will probably vomit later in the day from heat exhaustion. Saw it with my own eyes with a senior from my freshman year. Not a pretty sight

  • Hydration Packets/Camel Bags

If you've seen the "when the director says one more time before a water break but that was × amount of minutes ago" they are not exaggerating. The hydration packets and canel packs are life savers anf well worth getting, especially after a parade. Obviously, if you thristy during camp/rehearsal(or feel like you're about to throw up or pass out), break formation and go get water and take a break for a few seconds, everyone will understand and won't think down on you. Just don't take to long or you can possibly get in trouble from section leaders, drum majors, or the directors if they think you are abusing it.

  • Wear shorts and t-shirts/tank tops. No jeans

Just, no. Jeans are absolutely shit when it comes to marching. Don't even think about wearing shorts made of jeans. Wear basketball shorts or something similar to that. Also wear lighter color clothes, better then wearing dark clothes and getting hot.

  • SUNSCREEN AND DEODORANT

This is should be self explaining, sun screen so you don't get brunt to a crisp, and deodorant so you don't stink

  • Bring a change of clothes

As far as I'm aware, most schools (on my area at least) spend the first half of the day outside learning drill and the second half inside learning the music, and you will want a change of clothes so your not sitting in sweaty clothes for a handful of hours in a cold environment

  • Make friends within the band

This is mainly for incoming freshman. Trust me, your going to want to make friends within band or else it's going to get lonely. It's definitely worth it.

That is all I have for now. If anyone else wants to add anything to this as advice, if you feel like I got something wrong, or you want me to elaborate so something, please say it!

Anyways, have fun this marching season and have fun at any competitions! Stay safe and make sure you take care of your body.

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junkratsadstuck

here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.

junkratsadstuck

we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3

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thatsmimi

hey @staff this is a bad look lmao

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guys why do you think we come to tumblr for...... the twitter experience??

yoggybloggy

but wait! it gets worse!

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[text transcript: why is the activity pane blocking the dashboard. it didn't do that before]

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[text transcript: oh good i'll just open a chatbox and have it appear (insert big long arrow across the screen) way over here. this is so seamless compared to when these features were closer. so not jarring at all /s]

@staff why do you not listen to real feedback from the userbase and instead copy twitter's homework and doing it incredibly awfully even

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ohifonlyx33

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fettucine-afraido

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Reblog if you're comfortable receiving crabs on Crab Day (July 29th) so all your beloved followers know who they can comfortably crab on crab day (July 29th) without feeling nervous about crabbing someone on Crab Day (July 29th).

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loveletterworm

Anyway its in a really annoyingly out of the way place but in the wake of this stupid ass layout change "experiment"

This is the contact support form which is also the giving feedback form. I imagine this is more likely to get listened to than replying to staff posts with incoherent rage so I recommend just telling them the layout change is really bad before they get a chance to commit to it:

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Please be more eloquent than this example. Also to the users with unchecked anger issues that you think makes you cool: no violently threatening the support team please that will help nothing and probably just be counterintuitive Just say the layout is bad and you don't like it. I believe in my heart that we can perform a #ThisNewLayoutSucksAssSweep

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