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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Figured I should make an info thing, so here we are.

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-Spam liking is more than fine
-Gravity Falls + Portal/Half-Life blog
-Tell me if I should change anything (add tags, TWs, CWs, etc.)

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Pinned Post Actual tags: my crap info Tags for easy access: my crap :) cool stuff unrelated Other tags: Just so everyone knows I forget to tag things sometimes lol so don't rely on my tags too much
shylittlefrogg

Anonymous asked:

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

ublock-origin answered:

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We have no letters Kathleen!

ublock-origin

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  1. some 8ish years now i reckon
  2. i have naturally acidic sweat. it's a family thing
ublock-origin

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we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

ashestoashesjc

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captain-price-unofficially

What the fuck.

naggingatlas

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

lmaoo this is actully really fascinating though
ferretwhomst
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phillipfancypants

Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data

cantsleeplogan

And unclench your jaw

my-writer-jus-hates-the-clock

If you need to use the bathroom you have to do that now

immrbrightsideeee

Please get that drink of water and remember your meds

luxwing

If you can’t remember the last time you showered/brushed your teeth here’s your sign to try and do those today

aspiring-creative-person

Set an alarm for tomorrow if you need to!

decolonize-the-left

don’t forget the laundry in your drier

msilverstar

This was very helpful, I took my meds and had a shower.

wizard-council-bureaucrat

If you haven’t yet slain thine enemies, take a quick break and do that

the-haiku-bot

If you haven’t yet

slain thine enemies, take a

quick break and do that

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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crocus-flower

Fanfic thread! If you want, reblog this post and put in your favorite snippet you’ve written from one of your fanfics that you want to highlight. I’ll start

“The next morning wasn’t great, sleeping in a car is never fun, especially when the realization that the apocalypse is all you have to look forward to when waking up, and there are no toothbrushes.”

car9723-t

"Having two great, lifelong friends incorporated into her daily life gave her a better opportunity to find a silver lining in the murky, invisible future. Jina just learned that after finishing possibly the last dimensional tour of her life."

- Multiverse Travelers' Unexpected Encounter, Chapter 2.

crocus-flower

I’m going to keep adding to this thread because sometimes I like tooting my own horn

Mabel had an epiphany. “I think I know how we can settle this once and for all!”

She went to the fridge, and retrieved a giant pitcher of an unknown, glittery pink liquid, slamming it on the table as the condensation trickled on the laminate wood.

“What is Mabel juice going to solve?” Stan asked.

“Mabel juice?” Ford leaned over curiously.

“Don’t ask.”

Mabel brought out three glasses. “Whoever finished the pitcher, wins. I win, you two hug and make up. Either of you win, you get to set your own terms.”

“A drinking contest? What is this? I haven’t done one of these since I was in college.” Ford scoffed.

“You liked to party, Sixer?” Stan laughed. “Wow, this takes me back, and not in a good way. Not sure if I’m ready to put my pancreas through the same torture I put my liver through. Ah heck, what’ve I got to lose? Hit me.”

Mabel poured him a glass, with extra dinosaurs. Then poured one for herself. She poured a third glass. “Are you in, or forfeiting, Grunkle Ford?”

He looked at Stan. “Alright. I’m in. On the condition that if I win, I get my old room back.”

“You could have gotten that anyway if you asked.” Stan said, rolling his eyes. “If I win, I get the house.”

“Stanley!”

“Go big, or go home, Sixer. Oh wait, that’s now mine.” He laughed.

“Don’t get ahead of yourself, pal.” Ford replied.

“Don’t call me pal.” Stan glowered.

They stared daggers at each other.

“Dipper!” Mabel shouted.

Dipper ran in, looking frantic. “What is it? Did someone die?”

“No silly, you need to judge a Mabel juice contest between me and the Grunkles!”

Dipper looked at the elder men with trepidation, “Do they know what they’re getting into?”

“Why spoil the fun?” Mabel asked blithely.

Dipper looked unsure, but pulled out a stopwatch with the precision of someone who had done this before. “All participants must know that we hold no liability in the event of death, serious injuries, or sugar crashes. Is everyone ready?”

“You’re going down, Poindexter.” Stan said.

“You’re going to eat those words, Stanley.”

“The only thing I’ll be eating is glitter.” Stan growled.

“Try not to eat the glitter.” Dipper said. “It’s not edible. Ok, I tried to warn you. On your mark, get set, go”

oh this made me laugh 10/10 gravity falls cool stuff :))
fettucine-afraido
pansyfemme

message to cis allies: buying your trans friend lunch will do much more good for the trans community than debating transphobes who will not change their minds publicaly on social media and making all your trans followers see how much people hate them over and over again

pansyfemme

if you base your trans allyship more on fighting with idiots than supporting and loving the trans community you may want to rethink things a little. bc i tend to get sick of when my cis friends want to talk more about how many people hate me than anything else about my transness.

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mysteryhackin
kermittz

Wanting to put this here for anyone trying to draw a semi-realistic version of Stan, I mean you can use this for Ford too because of the similarity in features but some celebrities to keep in mind for facial features/hair type, etc... Don't take these as an absolute, not everyone is going to fit the criteria of "looks exactly how you'd picture Stan." the important thing is that you combine features you find fit.

George Michael, specifically the music video "A different corner" lots of different angles for the traditional 80's style mullet, if you break down the major shapes it's pretty much Stan's hair but with more volume.

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Kurt Russel, I don't think I even need to explain this one. In Tango and Cash he is basically how I imagine Stan would look but just a lot skinnier/photogenic, very familiar square face shape, has that kind of weird jowl thing going on that Stan has, even current Kurt Russel is a great reference for old Stan, just has that "soulful eyes" vibe.

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Tommy Lee Jones, pretty great for current old Stan, great for the nose and jaw shape, honestly it's worth saving those angles.

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Eddie Money, has a bit more of a rough look going on, but the thick eyebrow shape, flatter mullet style hair during the 80s, nose shape is decent especially in the older music videos (Specifically "I wanna go back" again just generally more photogenic but you should take every reference you can get and use elements of each one.

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John Stamos, yeah yeah we've all heard the joke, but specifically the "full house" era John Stamos, great hair reference for Stan if you're wanting something with more volume/a little more complex, has the wider mouth thing going on.

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Patrick Swayze, specifically Road House, honestly probably the best reference for Stan's mullet-era hair, it flows in a similar direction and super helpful for front facing angles and a decent nose shape.

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I'd add more to this list because I have so so many references for Stan, but don't want to make this post too long, but gl and hf!

gravity falls stanley pines art reference this is neat ty!!
duolingo-unofficial
delcat177

Okay can we just look at this for two seconds please, for July Disability Pride Month if nothing else

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This is the image description box.

When you click on an image to describe it, do you know where the image description box goes?

That's right! ON TOP OF THE IMAGE, SO YOU CAN'T SEE IT.

I believe in modern science and the ability to make this window movable. Like, this is a known technological marvel, dragging windows to one side.

Could we please for the love of God have that? I can't speak for anyone else, but it would make actually using this accessibility feature a LOT easier, it's just good UI sense

Thanks to anyone receiving this voidscream

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disabledunitypunk

It won't let us reblog the post for some reason, but we wanted to talk about diaper use for disability.

Diapers and related incontinence products are often treated as gross and horrible, and using them as a last resort. Plus, if you're not fully incontinent and use them, you're seen as lazy.

But if you're incontinent, whether fully or just leaks, if you have urgency or frequency issues, if you have mobility issues that make getting to a toilet hard or impossible - it's okay and good to wear a diaper. It's an accessibility tool.

We wear a diaper because our chronic pain+sleep issues+painful urgency every few hours means we get terrible sleep if we have to get up every time we have to go. When we do, we can't fall asleep until we do. We used to struggle with thinking we were being lazy, but since doing this every night, we have been so much healthier and less tired.

If you think diapers might help for any reason, just like any accessibility tool - try them out. You're not gross or lazy, you're just taking care of yourself!

-Mod Stars

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“ You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog...
stayfearless134

You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.

fuckyeahhyugiohyaoi

Yes, please reblog

dendenmusume

Do it. Now.

youtubekillsme

i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i  have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’ 

lauriehalseanderson

Blog type doesn’t matter. Caring for people does.

typewrxter

This isn’t my blog type but *deep inhale* 

SAVING SUICIDAL LIVES IS BETTER THAN KEEPING IT TO MY BLOG THEME SO DEAR YA’LL WHO ARE SUICIDAL I’M HERE SIS/BRO/SIBLING!! STAY STRONG!!

bowling-bullfrog

Fine I promise.

theninjabozo

This could save people!!

finchthemockingbird

Read and reblog this, regardless of anything.

<3
crocus-flower
farmlesbians

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worst news ever

transjoel

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botflymother

once again saying. stop using spotify. the 1-2 punch of bandcamp and piracy is cool and good. renting access to your music library is bad and spotify is at the point where it needs to actually become profitable or its going to collapse. and its not going to become profitable. its going to get worse and more expensive and then collapse taking your entire library with it. get ahead of it start building an offline music library before your current rented library gets ethered

get a list of everything in your library so you can find the music again elsewhere. i dont have spotify so i cant test it but something like this

http://www.streamexport.com/

info spotify music